Send Me to China

Want someone to record your trip to adopt a children with photos and video? Need an extra hand to carry stuff? Going alone and just want a traveling companion who has made the trip before? Just want to send me to China?

OK, here's the deal. Of course, all of this in negotiable and subject to change, offer void in Tennessee, subject to credit approval, no return after 90 days, limited quantities available, my momma told me, ID required, etc., etc. Here's want you get, and here's what I get!

What You Get	What I Get
Daily Photos of your trip and adoption (800 photos for my trip) Daily Video-ing of your trip (Took 12 2-hour videos) Your own website of your trip (just like mine!) An extra hand My over-whelming lack of knowledge of China, the language and the culture Wait, there's more ... Humorous conversation All-around gopher And if you act now, you get .. A non-whiny attitude from me My eternal gratitude	All travel (air fare, buses, cabs, you know the rest) Lodging I'll buy my own food and beverages Taxes, etc.

What You Get

What I Get

Daily Photos of your trip and adoption (800 photos for my trip)
Daily Video-ing of your trip (Took 12 2-hour videos)
Your own website of your trip (just like mine!)
An extra hand
My over-whelming lack of knowledge of China, the language and the culture

Wait, there's more ...

Humorous conversation
All-around gopher

And if you act now, you get ..

A non-whiny attitude from me
My eternal gratitude

All travel (air fare, buses, cabs, you know the rest)
Lodging
I'll buy my own food and beverages
Taxes, etc.